March 2009
Thanks sis.
She spilled an entire grande soy vanilla latte all over me.
But I was wearing her sweater.
Divine retribution!
February 2009
OMG IS EVERYONE FROM CUC ON TUMBLR?
REVEAL YOURSELF.
“****TOP CHEF SPOILERS BTW****
Though Stefan lost and Carla bit it hard, both of...”
– Gawker’s recap of the Top Chef finale called Casey a “Nazi chipmunk.” You must read this to believe how spectacularly great it is.
What I would kill to have/do right now:
mufti:
Above anything get back in our incredibly soft and warm bed
Smother myself in my Red Flower Icelandic Moonflower lotion (someone once described the smell as “The greatest thing I have ever smelled!”)
Gorge myself on a couple dozen chocolate dipped strawberries from Balduccis
Play Andrea Bocelli on repeat
Cuddle with my hubby and puppy
Have dinner from Mon Ami Gabi delivered to my...
“[…]
5. This is the hardest thing to put into words. Basically, there’s a...”
– Random Lunatic News
I made an executive decision a few months back to blog whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted no matter how many followers it gained or lost me. I’m having a lot of fun, needless to say.
I do understand your reasoning for wanting a separate outlet like Wordpress, but I hope...
Pretty exciting schedule!!!
mufti:
February 27-March 1: Cabin in VA.
March 1: Jackie’s bridal shower in VA!
March 7-March 10: Vegas!!!
March 15: Jackie and Brandon’s wedding in VA!!!!!!!!
March 22: My cousin’s wedding in DC!
Oh man! It’s like a Jackie sandwich: something fun, JACKIE, something fun, JACKIE, something fun!
I can’t wait to see you this weekend at the shower—and then—at my...
For Lent:
I’m giving up NOTHING and instead I’ll indulge all of my awful, horrible (yet wonderful) vices for 40 days straight.
Bite me.
Advice for engaged people:
ELOPE. RUN AWAY TO A FAR-OFF PARADISE. BRING ONLY SELECT FAMILY MEMBERS. ESCAPE THE DRAMA.
Who would you want to narrate your life?
chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy:
branduponthebrain:
Ira Glass or Werner Herzog Whoopi Goldberg, Alec Baldwin, and Morgan Freeman would be second tier candidates.
Hugh Laurie…in french
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers or Sean Connery.
Doom and gloom.
You know how people who never get stressed roll their eyes when you say you got sick from stress?
I hate those people. I also hate the people who say stress is healthy. Laying on a beach somewhere with a fruity drink (plus umbrella) and tanning oil all over my body is healthy. Laying on my back in bed and making mental to-do lists all night is not healthy.
I’m sick today and I fully blame...
“I don’t know…my helicopter seems perfectly adequate to me. Then...”
– Barack Obama, laughing and speaking to the press and other senators at the White House Summit on the fiscal health of the nation.
Breakfast:
Two boiled eggs
Potatoes with onions and peppers
Bagel
Naked Juice - Green Machine
I love the breakfast spot on my way to work. My tummy loves it too. Mmm.
I swear I didn't do it on purpose.
My faithful old piece-of-crap laptop finally said enough is enough. It allowed itself to be infected by a most devastating malware virus which, unfortunately, cannot be remedied easily or inexpensively. Much to my dismay (or not), I’ll be forced to come up with other options (a new laptop).
I’m never buying a PC again, so you can see where this is going, right?
Huh.
CNN’s on the wide screen at work and I just witnessed the idiotic commentator view stock market results and say, “Huh. I don’t know if that means the Dow is up or down. Oh, it’s up? Okay, we’ll be right back.”
I know nothing about stocks, but even I can deduce that if it has a plus sign next to a number, it generally means it’s moving in a positive or...
Taxes
jgh:
This is my first year of filing taxes on my own. Internet: do you use a tax service or software like TurboTax.com? How do you recommend an abstract thinker parse through the bean-counting?
Use the Free File Alliance services, available through the IRS. It’s practically step-by-step and you should receive your refund within 10 days.
I am losing my faith in humanity.
katoleary:
lovepuppy:
katoleary:
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Mine peaced out a while ago.
Oh stop. Positive vibes are way stronger than negative ones so jump all aboard on the peace-loving-happy train. Toot toot.
I agree that there is value in positivity, but if we all pretended everything was great at all times, we’d never do anything to remedy the injustices around us. When I say I’m losing...
“I am so sick and tired of hearing and seeing people act like children when it...”
– Tatiana Mikhailovna
Tanya and I have had many conversations about this, and she’s been invaluable in giving me wedding advice. I was bound and determined to have a drama-free wedding planning process, but as my close friends know, that was sadly not the case. Fortunately, things seem to have...
The most amazing list I've seen. Maybe ever. →
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Frak.
I’m using freaking YAHOO because Google News seems to have bit the big one. Or at least, a big one.
Hey David:
My mom and sister totally harass me and they both are Tumblr users. Mom tries to control me and sis calls me names. Please fix.
Am I missing something?
Why are the NonSociety “lifecasts” so poorly re-designed? The ads cut off half the post text and it looks so cluttered I’m giving up. Mary, you’re the only one I read, so make it easy on me woman!
