I’m all for a nod to crazy midwestern saloon girls, but come on.

Canary yellow fur and giant poof-sleeved calico dresses?

Fun, but if I see anyone wearing this unironically, I will laugh.

This jacket embodies everything I hate about winter coats (puffy, filled with down, etc.), but sometimes you’ve got to take the plunge and get one of these portable sleeping bags in order to make it through the winter. Wool is only good to a certain point and then you have to break down and wrap yourself in a feather-stuffed marshmallow.

I will grudgingly oblige this evil necessity and start looking for a puff to call my own.

This one? Not so bad as far as puffs go.

Betsey Johnson Black Quilted Down Jacket, $150 (from $250)