I had to post this Dolce Vita dress because it’s called the “Jeralyn.” That’s my sister’s name. When we were growing up, she used to be so sad that they never had “Jeralyn” on any of the little name thingys you’d find at gift shops or places like that. No Jeralyn cups. No Jeralyn key chains. No Jeralyn license plates for your bike.
Well, I finally found something, sissy. It’s a $264 dress. You’ve made it!