online shopping.
there’s nothing more exciting than getting a giant package full of stuff.
wow, i am SO hip.
so, tonight i…
- did laundry
- did the dishes
- organized two closets
- vacuumed my apartment
- watched sex and the city
- ate a bowl of raw veggies with hummus
- went for a run
People and cars from the 1930s took over 5th Ave in Brooklyn this morning. I felt like too much of a big lame tourist to pull my camera out and take a photo of the actual film shoot, so you get this sign.
Maybe my balls will be bigger by lunch.
julie & julia?!? i’m so excited.
(via danhacker): James Bond in ‘Quantum of Solace’ looks like a brawler.
I like my Bond rough-and-tumble.
cannot wait.
my mother, a third grade teacher, in a discussion with a parent.
- Parent: I don't think you have taught the Three Branches of Government very well.
- Me: Why? Did she not know the material when you studied last night?
- Parent: Well, according to my daughter, there are 3 branches to the United States Government...and they are...The Executive Branch, The Legislative Branch the the Jewish Branch.
- Me: Uh, we'll review again!
